| OTP, Kinkos, and how it affects you.. |
[05 Oct 2005|11:11pm] |
Most likely, no one here has any idea what the hell I am talking about. But just in case you even slightly care, I will help you out. Kinkos, the company I work for, is rolling out a new payment / order taking / customer database / everything system. I had the privilege to train with this system today. From the hours of 6am to 6pm I took time out of my normally scheduled 8am to 4pm shift to break the hell out of OTP (Order To Pay). I managed to break the till (where we keep our cash in the register), crash the program multiple times, and then got the manager PIN from the teacher to see what else I could break. All in all, I found it a very exciting day, up until around 7pm when I went into work to have a fun 4 hour shift.
With all that aside, I can get on to important shit. Winter is approaching, and we all know what that means. Snowboarding. If you know me well enough, then you know I am fully in love with only two things in this world (at the moment). Chocolate Milk, and Snowboarding. Snowboarding is by far the best sport ever invented, even if I do suck. I love snow, I love mountains, I love the outdoors. Naturally, I would love snowboarding, which I do. This season looks promising already. The temperatures are dropping, the rain is falling, and the season passes have been purchased. I’m ready, are you?
Finally, I keep getting asked “why are you single, foo?”. I think I finally have an answer for this. I work. All the time. A lot. Constantly. Work consumes almost 12 hours of my day, every day but Saturday and Sunday (and most likely even those two days soon). I find it hard to have time for myself, let alone for another human being that demands constant attention, praise, entertaining, and most importantly my pocket book. I honestly don’t see how it’s possible. If any of you know, I’d love to hear it. Until then, I will continue to give this response; “Because you touch yourself at night.”
Goodnight Loves <3
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| It's Been Awhile, Hasn't It? |
[31 Jul 2005|10:12pm] |
It really has been awhile since I graced you all with my presence. I figure it was time for another update. Well, not a lot has been going on really. Typical boring summer, actually. Well, something fun happened Saturday night (fun for me, at least). I went to Godfather's Pizza to get a, well, pizza. Guess who I saw there, someone awesome! I had no idea she worked there either, it was a total surprise. Seriously though, she wanted me to come say hi so I did. All in all it was a great time, she even took her break to hang, isn't she awesome? Ok, I'm totally bored now waiting for people to return from working late. I think I'm gonna go clean or something, or do something special like that. Oh, one last thing. If you have never seen The Transporter, I demand you go see it right now. It is seriously an awesome movie, and I mean that.
Goodnight, I love you all <3
-M
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| Job Hunting Blows ... |
[26 Apr 2005|07:49pm] |
So I spent all day today searching for that certain job. The one I could be proud of having. The one I would actually enjoy. I failed. Miserably. I think I applied to maybe 6 places today, and I think maybe 0 will call. I hate them all, but I like their moneys. Hm, I applied at Pac Sun, REI, AE, A&F, Safeway (i worked there before, it was fun), Hollywood Video, and them some random place I found on Monster (yay!). I also found a new friend, I'm gonna call him Jobo the Hobo. He was walking up and down the streets looking weird, so I gave him this.
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| The Fucking Lake ... |
[23 Apr 2005|12:02am] |
I tend not to use 'bad language' in my subjects, but I wanted to this time. Please forgive me. Anyway, I went to the lake with some friends today. It was a blast, thanks for asking. It got god damn cold near the end though, and cloudy which sucked. So we came home, then we were going to go camping, but it started raining so we decided not to. Instead we went to Sharis which ruled. Im not doing anything else this weekend, which sucks. But I think I'll get through it, hopefully.
I even got some pictures from the lake, and I know you want to see them. So Clicky Here
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| Free Tony Yayo ... |
[20 Apr 2005|11:14pm] |
Ok, so I was hanging out with some friends this afternoon, blasting some Fitty, as usual. I didn't even notice that I was singing aloud the whole song, which is why my friends seemed to be looking at me strangely. See, to them I'm 'too white to rap', which I don't agree with. I said the above just to get something started, since I am actually so tired right now I have no idea what I'm typing. I love cookie dough icecream, because out of every flavor there is, it's the best. Hands Down, The Best. End of Fucking Story.
- Goodnight With Love <3
postscript; I'm not going to sleep yet.
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| Don't Let Her Look ... |
[20 Apr 2005|01:27am] |
Ok, so I just got bitched at about my last entry. It appears I need to say something nice. So here it is. Something nice. It's coming up. Are you ready? She doesn't hate me. Really, after all I did, after all I said (or, didn't say). She doesn't hate me. I was a complete dick, in all honesty. But yeah, we talked today and it was awesome. But I still need to say something nice, huh? Well, even though she is always mean, it does make me laugh. Every single time, haha. <3 to that.
- Humor Is Fun
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| Speaking Of Old Times ... |
[20 Apr 2005|01:12am] |
So I talked for like 2 hours today with someone I havent spoke to in a long time, since January or something. It was good times, and I even had fun! Although it did make me remember how far her mind is in the gutter. Seriously, she makes ME look like an angel. Ok, as I'm typing this she so said they should call me Powder. How low is that? That is low, super low. That is as low as you can go. I'm so not like Powder, I have color! But to continue, I watched Fast Times (at Ridgemont Times) tonight, it's an awesome movie. If you don't agree, you need to be ended. I'm done talking now, simply because I can't think of anything else to say. I'm sorry I'm so boring tonight, it won't happen again.
- Word.
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| Why Can't We Stay Put ... |
[19 Apr 2005|06:37pm] |
Since this seems like a perfect place to bitch, I'm going to take advantage of it. For those of you lucky enough to not have shitty step-parents like me, you won't understand. I have a step-mom, she's a bitch. Honestly, if you look in the dictionary under 'cunt sucking skanky home-ruining bitch-ass whore' there will be a picture of her staring you down. I was happy in Jackson, it ruled there. This little skank tore my dad (who was awesome back then, also) and myself away from our happy town, to here, Beaverton. Now don't get me wrong, this place is awesome and so are the people. But there is one downside, Her. I honestly believe Satan sent her here for one reason only, make my life as miserable as possible. I had some vacation a few weeks ago to Cali, to visit my real mom. Before that, the bitch that is my step-mom took away my car. Some of you might be saying 'oh well, get it back'. I would, if it was that easy. She will not give it back, simply because her name is also on the loan for the car. Why'd I do that, you ask? I got a lower interest rate, and that means I save money, which is good. Why she freaked out only I know and that's the way it will stay. However, it doesn't add up to taking my car. For those of you that don't understand, my car is my life. I practically live in my car. I love my car, and it loves me. So not having my car is killing me, really. I got the last of my stuff out of it today, and it is officially gone. I am now sad, so sad I've never been this sad in my life. I can still drive..in the passenger seat of my dads smellyass kidsmobile, but who wants to do that, seriously? Now my step-mom is bitching at me to get a job, yet I have no car to get there, what the hell?
- Im Out.
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| A Serious Entry For Once ... |
[19 Apr 2005|05:01am] |
As a new LiveJournal student, I feel I need at least one serious entry. Since I'm not really sure what is considered a 'serious entry', I'm going to guess. So, I will talk about a serious issue that I think needs plenty of attention. Girls. It's possible that not all girls have cooties, but the truth is that most of them do. You might not know what cooties are, and you would ask a professional like myself. Well, cooties cant really be explained, they are just that. Cooties. I know one girl who has cooties, and she keeps talking to me on AIM. Even after my numerous warnings that I don't want to be infected by the cooties, she persists. Cooties are a very dangerous danger, and infection from girls is at an all-time high. So remember; don't be a fool, don't even use your tool.
- Silently Hiding From The Cooties
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| A Friend Brought Something Up ... |
[19 Apr 2005|03:21am] |
I was talking to a friend who just got a new motorcycle, or as he calls it "Bike". So, I figured I'd let every one of you see what I roll in. Now, I know this may make some of you jealous or whatever, but just remember..What I have, you can have too. It's just one of those things you need to work hard for, and even you can have your own bike.
Now, without making you wait any longer. Below is what I roll on, aight?
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| The Fly Flew Out The Window ... |
[19 Apr 2005|02:51am] |
It's now exactly 31 minutes after my first LiveJournal document ever. I'd like to thank no-one for reminding me of the time. However, I would like to blame Lacy for keeping me up this late. Everyone, call her and let her know that any evil deed she has been planning wont succeed. In fact, don't call her now. Call her in the morning, when she's sleeping, and wake her up. In fact, I'd like to take this time to let everyone know a little something. If you are using one can of Coca-Cola, don't use more than one shot of Jack Daniels. It makes for a rather nasty drink.
- Holla.
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| Welcome To LiveJournal ... |
[19 Apr 2005|02:21am] |
So here I am, I'm at LiveJournal. I'm so badass now, eh? I really don't get deep or anything, so you shouldn't expect much at all. If anything I will just sit here for 5 minutes thinking about what to say, then spend around 15 seconds actually typing it out. All just for you, Lacy. You suggested I get one of these fuckers, so I did. Then you even had the balls to tell me to put up an entry. Who do you think you are? Yeah, I thought so. I'm sorry I was bitching earlier on AIM, it's just that deviantART wasn't working ( http://mdenning.deviantart.com ), and that made me sad. What was with that guy on Law & Order, he seriously creeped me out. Oh, yes, as for the cat...I can so handle the
cat.
- Im going to go look for my spatula.
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